One day as I was trying to bring my huge sack of balls from out of my fly in my attempt to corrode the urinal with my acid pee, I heard a sound. BANG!PRRR! A guy standing next to me in his sword-ish mustache was smiling and apologizing "Sorry". "dude, what the fuck you mean sorry, you just farted, nobody ever says sorry after letting one rip, it's not a fucking sneeze or a cough in case you didn't know." I was thinking this while he let another one go, now with me as stunned as the Japanese, another sorry. I am WTF-ed at this --totally. I think probably the guy thought his asshole was his mouth and fart as cough or belch or something. It totally pisses me off when I see guys that don't even have the basic social manner with regards to fart. DUDE YOU JUST DON'T ADMIT IT -- EVER ! Even if you were alone in the room.
It has also come to my notice that dudes here like to listen to songs from their shitty phone while taking a crap. It probably acts as a lubricant for their rusty asshole. So next time you're peeing here you can listen to "aaja aaja.." while a guy totally annihilates the oxygen of toilet via his sorry farts.
Next in line are the talkative kind. You're pissing away your worries like being in the office and all, and suddenly an asshole comes right next to you and bang , "hi ! so how's the project coming up". God fuck them. Seriously, what is the problem with you guys, take a look at your tiny penis and kill yourself instead of thinking about my project. I'm saying "you" because I am pretty sure that the person reading this is guilty of such heinous crime.
I wish I could fart out fire and burn these assholes out here, so that the last thing they see in life would be my ass. Morons !
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