Return of God

If Jesus was the illegitimate son of God Himesh is the father of God. If Christians feel offended they can shove the cross up their ass for all I care. Feeling offended is anyways gay. I can't express the joy in words  I felt after watching Prabhu's movie Karzzzz even though I'm such a big fucking writer. The last time I felt so good was perhaps when I discovered that dick can be used for things other than lousy pee. Before that I always thought why God wasted my 12 inches of meat for such a thing.

Prabhu kicks ass. Lets have a look at the asses Prabhu has kicked in this movie. Kicking that loser fatass dumb loser Rishi Kapoor out of competition was cakewalk. I was in fact surprised that Prabhu decided to base his epic on that bastard's junk movie but perhaps he and his family gave a super blowjob to Prabhu to make this remake. But Prabhu transformed that junk into what can be the new motion Bible (for Kuran is too fucking retarded anyways). The other ass that Prabhu kicked was of dead Kishore Kumar. The way Prabhu sang 'ek haseena thi..' must have made KK reach orgasmic pleasure in his grave or what ever trashcan he is right now in. His non achieving sad soul must be now ecstatic that Prabhu gave voice to his song. 

The movie begins with a loser Dino Morea or whatever his name  winning a case against a don who uses some alien device to communicate.  The device was a stroke of genius from the director Satish Kaushik, it produces music and his men translate that into words. Brilliant, period. Now Dino, the asshole marries a 3000 years old witch Urmila. Urmila is a muse of the don and she rightly kills the asshole Dino by jumping off a plane after  damaging its fuel tank or something, because she's a witch so with her 3000 years of experience she can do it. 

After the bastard dies, his mother comes and cries, that is the second best emotion fucking scene of the movie. The best of course also involves the mother but the best couldn't be complete without Prabhu. So anyways this part ends.

Now Prabu enters with a damn good song. He's rightly  shown an  adopted orphan to avoid future claim right conflicts. He instantly falls in love with a bitch who is completely mad about Monty the rock star Prabhu is playing. Prabhu is very alone in his life and wants a break in his life after  a dream in which he witnesses his previous life.   That is irrelevant ofcourse because his actual purpose is to find the bitch in Kenya. He goes and as soon as he lands he finds her. Need more proof of his Godliness ? 

Anyways after that he meets the 'guardian' of bitch, which incidentally turns out to be the same 3000 years old witch Urmila. I won't tell the story after this for I want you to watch the fucking movie.   I would also like to mention a few words on the genius of Satish Kaushik. The part designed and played by Danny D-something was awesome. I laughed my ass out, literally. For whole two days I went rolling on the floor. But nobody beats Prabhu in his comic timing, the scene where he's trying to show off as his own duplicate, I mean what a genius concept, I actually shit my pants laughing, I swear. I haven't even washed them for I don't want to kill the smell of Prabhu's humor.

Oh and I forgot to tell you about the most emotion fucking scene, where Prabhu goes back to his mom, she immediately recognizes him as his son maybe from the familiar Godly odor or something. Then they cry. And Cry. And cry. what director probably missed was thunder and rain in the scene. For heavens must also have cried during shooting. I cried, and that is enough to prove that it is the most emotional scene ever to hit silver screen. For the only other time I ever cried was while watching Prabhu's first movie Aap ka Suroor. I never even cried as a child I was just pissed off and cursed people. They are anyways full of shit. 

A sore point of the movie would be it's climax, I always thought that that musical communication device must have something to do with the don getting kicked  in the end (ala Aap Ka Suroor) for Prabhu is the father of  Mozart, but director had other ideas. Anyways Prabhu flying and kicking ala Neo-wooden-face-asshole was majestic. Anyways, then final shot where the 3000 years old witch finally dies in a crash which is brilliantly triggered off by Prabhu more than makes up for it. 

Some people said after watching the movie that Urmila doesn't quite look double the age of Prabhu as shown in the picture. These sons of bitches miss the complete  point of the movie. They must die. With worms and leaches on their body. Assholes !