A Corporate party
[scene 1]
HR Manager: Hello new recruits, you don't know how happy I'm to see you all here. You must be feeling so fucking proud being the part of this great organization. You've finally achieved something in your miserable life. Kindly applause, dicks.
[Loud applause]
HRM: So since we're all in this mutual masturbation party, I'd like all of you to please introduce yourelf. But waiiit [with a pedo smile] I guess introducing yourself just like that wont be fun, so to make things suck harder we have thought about a big gay game.Kindly applause , dicks.
[Thundering applause from all corners, all the new dipshit recruits feel so excited]
HRM: So the game is I have this bag full of paper chits which all have a letter. Now all of you would be given a letter to start with. what you have got to do is to ask your fellow new recruit to ask YOU a fucking question and if he/she feels satisfied with you answer he/she may pass over his/her letter to you. Finally the person with his/her full name given in letters will win. In this way you will get to know more about your colleagues as well. What a great idea. Got it, faggots?
a recruit: No sir, demo please.
HRM : Okay retard here's a demo.
[demo takes place]
KS: Dude this thing will suck ass, isn't it?
Fellow recruit: Why? I think this is a great way to know each other.
KS: What? Fuck , I don't want to know anybody. You all suck so hard !
HRM: So let's begin ! Hurray !
KS: Goddamnit
Fellow recruit: Hey fella ! So which letter have you got?
KS: Like always I have a 'F'
Fellow recruit: Kewl ! Ask me a question.
KS: what does your sister look like?
Fellow recruit: What ? Come again?
KS: Do you have a sister?
Fellow recruit: Yes , she's in 3rd grade.
KS: Oh okay okay. Look technically you fail to satisfy me, so I can't give you this letter. Buzz off.
Another Fellow recruit:Dude ask me something.
KS: Do you think this party sucks?
Fellow recruit: No dude , I'm having the time of my life.
KS: Unsatisfactory ! Lay off.
HRM: Hey KS, how come you're stuck with your first letter. Come talk to this girl.
KS: No. She's ....ugly !
HRM: But you've got to mingle !
KS: Okay okay.
Ks: Hi ask me a question.
Girl: Hi. Do you know my name?
KS: No.
Girl: Any guesses.
KS: Oh I can make a thousand guesses [bitch] but the sexual harassment laws are pretty strict. Look do one favor, take this slip off me and find another dick.
Girl: But...
Ks: hey look, it's over. Somebody has won. Thank God.
[Scene 2]
HRM: Okay after the mega success of our show meet the retards, here we are back again with yet another stupid game before the booze party.
Ks: hell no !
HRM: yes so all you have got to do is to take this large chart paper and depict your everyday self in this only in picture, remember, no words allowed. Then after that we will all try to guess what you are like.
Recruit 1: Here I am.
HRm: Okay so this looks like a seed then a small plant then a big tree then a cloud. Interesting, very interesting. Any guesses?
KS: I guess his father is a poor farmer but and he's looking up to the sky for rain.
Recruit 1: No. This is my success story. You see from a little seed I grew up to be a plant finally tree and in the end I'll touch sky.
KS: So touchy. How does the tree like becomes a cloud?
Recruit 1: It's all perception.
HRM: very well , great idea.
Recruit 2: [ three bald people with pedo-smile with hands on shoulders]
Somebody: He's gay !
Recruit 2: No, I'm friendly.
KS: What's the fucking difference?
Recruit 3: [A big computer screen and something is being downloaded]
Somebody: He likes porn and downloads it all the time.
Recruit : No I download movies.
Somebody: What kind of movies?
Recruit: Oh movies like Sweet november, a walk to remember, Titanic, Serendipity.
Ks: Oh we totally overestimated you.
KS: [iPod, books, a liquor bottle]
HRM and others: Oh great what alcohol is that?
KS: Ethyl alcohol.
Somebody : No I mean what brand.
KS: Jack Daniels. Though I only have it once every six months but for you I'll have it everyday, who cares.
HRM: So you must be very happy to join our organization, we like to have absinthe every now and then.
KS: Oh ...like...really?
HRM: Yeah. Just wait for the booze party.
[after an hour booze party begins]
KS: [to bartender] So what have you got.
Bartender: Pina colada, pista colada,[blah blah..crap crap] and kingfisher lites.
KS: what?? Kingfisher ? Fuck you all ! Goddamnit. You all suck !
HR Manager: Hello new recruits, you don't know how happy I'm to see you all here. You must be feeling so fucking proud being the part of this great organization. You've finally achieved something in your miserable life. Kindly applause, dicks.
[Loud applause]
HRM: So since we're all in this mutual masturbation party, I'd like all of you to please introduce yourelf. But waiiit [with a pedo smile] I guess introducing yourself just like that wont be fun, so to make things suck harder we have thought about a big gay game.Kindly applause , dicks.
[Thundering applause from all corners, all the new dipshit recruits feel so excited]
HRM: So the game is I have this bag full of paper chits which all have a letter. Now all of you would be given a letter to start with. what you have got to do is to ask your fellow new recruit to ask YOU a fucking question and if he/she feels satisfied with you answer he/she may pass over his/her letter to you. Finally the person with his/her full name given in letters will win. In this way you will get to know more about your colleagues as well. What a great idea. Got it, faggots?
a recruit: No sir, demo please.
HRM : Okay retard here's a demo.
[demo takes place]
KS: Dude this thing will suck ass, isn't it?
Fellow recruit: Why? I think this is a great way to know each other.
KS: What? Fuck , I don't want to know anybody. You all suck so hard !
HRM: So let's begin ! Hurray !
KS: Goddamnit
Fellow recruit: Hey fella ! So which letter have you got?
KS: Like always I have a 'F'
Fellow recruit: Kewl ! Ask me a question.
KS: what does your sister look like?
Fellow recruit: What ? Come again?
KS: Do you have a sister?
Fellow recruit: Yes , she's in 3rd grade.
KS: Oh okay okay. Look technically you fail to satisfy me, so I can't give you this letter. Buzz off.
Another Fellow recruit:Dude ask me something.
KS: Do you think this party sucks?
Fellow recruit: No dude , I'm having the time of my life.
KS: Unsatisfactory ! Lay off.
HRM: Hey KS, how come you're stuck with your first letter. Come talk to this girl.
KS: No. She's ....ugly !
HRM: But you've got to mingle !
KS: Okay okay.
Ks: Hi ask me a question.
Girl: Hi. Do you know my name?
KS: No.
Girl: Any guesses.
KS: Oh I can make a thousand guesses [bitch] but the sexual harassment laws are pretty strict. Look do one favor, take this slip off me and find another dick.
Girl: But...
Ks: hey look, it's over. Somebody has won. Thank God.
[Scene 2]
HRM: Okay after the mega success of our show meet the retards, here we are back again with yet another stupid game before the booze party.
Ks: hell no !
HRM: yes so all you have got to do is to take this large chart paper and depict your everyday self in this only in picture, remember, no words allowed. Then after that we will all try to guess what you are like.
Recruit 1: Here I am.
HRm: Okay so this looks like a seed then a small plant then a big tree then a cloud. Interesting, very interesting. Any guesses?
KS: I guess his father is a poor farmer but and he's looking up to the sky for rain.
Recruit 1: No. This is my success story. You see from a little seed I grew up to be a plant finally tree and in the end I'll touch sky.
KS: So touchy. How does the tree like becomes a cloud?
Recruit 1: It's all perception.
HRM: very well , great idea.
Recruit 2: [ three bald people with pedo-smile with hands on shoulders]
Somebody: He's gay !
Recruit 2: No, I'm friendly.
KS: What's the fucking difference?
Recruit 3: [A big computer screen and something is being downloaded]
Somebody: He likes porn and downloads it all the time.
Recruit : No I download movies.
Somebody: What kind of movies?
Recruit: Oh movies like Sweet november, a walk to remember, Titanic, Serendipity.
Ks: Oh we totally overestimated you.
KS: [iPod, books, a liquor bottle]
HRM and others: Oh great what alcohol is that?
KS: Ethyl alcohol.
Somebody : No I mean what brand.
KS: Jack Daniels. Though I only have it once every six months but for you I'll have it everyday, who cares.
HRM: So you must be very happy to join our organization, we like to have absinthe every now and then.
KS: Oh ...like...really?
HRM: Yeah. Just wait for the booze party.
[after an hour booze party begins]
KS: [to bartender] So what have you got.
Bartender: Pina colada, pista colada,[blah blah..crap crap] and kingfisher lites.
KS: what?? Kingfisher ? Fuck you all ! Goddamnit. You all suck !
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hey mann!!!
fundoo hai yaar....mast hai!![:P]
n ismein to mera mention bhi hai...[:)]
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